Jon Finger

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Jon Lv. 99 · AI Engineer / Data Scientist
HP 92/100
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Type
AI / Data
Origin
Chicago, IL
Region
Las Vegas, NV
Party
Allie (Lv. 99) & Augie (Lv. 6)
Strength
Professing
Weakness
Gluten

I debug, therefore I am. Building AI and increasing entropy one browser tab at a time.

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Useless Tools

A collection of useless tools that approach generating insights and shareholder value with malicious compliance.

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Biology Masters Thesis

Modeling the range expansion of the New Zealand mudsnail — an invasive species spreading through Western waterways.

Invasion BiologyPopulation GeneticsPaper

This Website

A portfolio played like a turn-based RPG. Built with Quarto, hand-rolled CSS, and zero frameworks.

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AI Is Accelerating Productivity & Angst

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