Jon Finger
Trainer Card
HP
92/100
EXP
Next Lv.
- Type
- Biology / Data
- Origin
- Chicago, IL
- Region
- Las Vegas, NV
- Party
- One miniature poodle
- Strength
- Professing
- Weakness
- Gluten
A wild JON appeared! Evolutionary biologist turned data scientist. Chased invasive snails through national parks; now chases signal through data. Found outside.
Side Quests
Projects
Useless Tools
A collection of useless tools that approach generating insights and shareholder value with malicious compliance.
Biology Masters Thesis
Modeling the range expansion of the New Zealand mudsnail — an invasive species spreading through Western waterways.
This Website
A portfolio played like a turn-based RPG. Built with Quarto, hand-rolled CSS, and zero frameworks.
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